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Thursday, March 7, 2013

Dog Invents Cat Wash

Clean jokes are hard to find.....did you know that Thomas Edison kept a journal to record jokes.  He believed that you need to break up serious thinking through out the day with some humor and fun.


Subject:  For all dog lovers






Do you have a cat that needs a wash? 


How to wash a cat 


This is simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...
 
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.


4.
At this point the cat will self agitate & make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this! 

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a '
Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
 
 
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
 

9. Both the
 toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Yours Sincerely, 
The Dog
 


 
 

 




Subject:  For all dog lovers






Do you have a cat that needs a wash? 


How to wash a cat 


This is simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...
 
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.


4.
At this point the cat will self agitate & make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this! 

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a '
Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
 
 
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
 

9. Both the
 toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Yours Sincerely, 
The Dog
 


 
 

 




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